Go ahead and ask me where the gravy is while I'm carrying the giant economy size of Feminine Hygiene Products under one arm. And while this sour look from having sore feet from standing for four and a half hours is still on my face. Ask. Go on and ask me where the gravy is, dumbfuck. I FUCKING DARE YOU ( Read more... )

Dear skin:

Please stop itching like crazy for no apparent reason. You cannot possibly be developing an allergic reaction to my sunscreen, a brand which I have used for years without incident. Yes, I know they say high SPF, which is the only kind I use, can cause skin irritation, but I've used high-SPF sunscreens ever since they were in widespread ( Read more... )

There was snow in the northern part of the state (apparently, since I don't tool around in northern Indiana), but nothing down here except some half-assed flurries in Sullivan, not even enough to cover the ground or anything. Nonetheless, I took my coat today, which I don't usually do this early in the winter ( Read more... )

I finally got the hot cross buns made, and feel terribly sorry for anyone who has picked up vaguely bun-shaped dinner-roll-like objects with bits of raisins and an icing cross at the grocery store, because those are NOT REAL BUNS. Teh m0mmy is dyeing eggs, though she keeps wandering off and forgetting about the eggs; at least she doesn't have to ( Read more... )

So X-chan called today. She lives in Arizona, and she's been having some scorpion issues lately. One of them was wandering around the house with its tail drooping; we can't be sure, but we think the SpastiCat got to it (she was always big on pulling the legs off bugs that got into the house during the winter). X-chan thought it would die shortly ( Read more... )

Stupid zits! Srsly, they keep sprouting all the damn time and needing to be jabbed good and hard, and then they just produce more. I swear it's this weather. I also swear it's something to do with my supposedly "non-comedogenic" moisturizer. My life's dream is to find a moisturizer that performs as advertised, y0.

calanthe_, I am s0rry for cutting out on ( Read more... )

HOSHIT SUNBURN. Or maybe not sunburn so much as redness, but I expect it'll be a while before it clears up. Damn the Ohio River. Seriously, where my shirt was, there are clearly delineated patches of white vs. red. Damn.

Ah well. We must pay the price for fun, it seems.

( Um, TMI abounds. )

I am Teh Tired, and I am Teh Hungry, and you wouldn't think it would take me a long time to write e-mail, but it does, because I am nitpicky and I want every last word exactly in place. Also, I am sick of coding HTML and the next person who tells me that XFO (which is up and running and you should go take a look) looks like crap will get it between ( Read more... )